SearchTags: shopping18th June 2007 : Making a List, Wrecking It TwiceIn this house, it's my wife who's in charge of buying things. This should surprise no one who knows us well at all. My wife is the practical, down-to-earth, well-reasoned, wicked smart, and generally wonderful sort of person who can be trusted with impor… more » Categories: I, Idiot, Doofus Domesticus 28th February 2007 : The Wok of Shame?Some guys think it's embarrassing to walk into a store and buy 'feminine products' for their wife or girlfriend.
Nonsense.
Just the act of purchasing tampons or maxipads tells the world that you have a wife or girlfriend. Sure, she obviously wears the… more » 11th December 2006 : Tis the e-SeasonIt's that time again. The season of rabid and unbridled Christmas shopping is upon us. For many people, this time of year involves long hours standing in register lines, wandering through mall aisles, and beating the hell out of old ladies hoping to buy… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus, Opin(head)ions 14th July 2006 : Love Means Never Having to Carry PradaHere's a tip for the younger gents out there, still finding their way on the rocky and treacherous road to love. This is from personal experience, mind you, so pay attention -- I hardly ever get kicked in the crotch at company picnics and fancy dinner pa… more » 05th July 2006 : Whatever 'It' Is, Get Your Filthy Hands Off It!So. eBay.
Until very recently, I'd resisted the shrill siren call of the world's largest, grungiest, and often frighteninglest swap meet. Oh, sure -- the wife sold a couple of our electronic trinkets that way a while back. And we got a nice deal on a do… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus |
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