SearchTags: smartass15th September 2006 : Talk Smack, or Step Back?Being a smartass is great fun, but you've got to know the limits. There's a time and place for snappy sass, and then there are situations where your smart mouth may get you beaten, expelled, arrested, or worse. Mostly, the level of lip you can get away w… more » 02nd August 2006 : Backtalk from the Batter's Box14th June 2006 : Occupational HazardsI really enjoy being a smartass. Of all the things I do that don't involve grain alcohol, life-size inflatables, or old Sears-Roebuck catalogs, being a smartass is probably my favorite.
I've realized, though, that being a full-time smartass is a dangero… more » 22nd March 2006 : Smartass 101: A Study in SnarkPeople often ask me: 'How can I become a smartass like you?'
Not in so many words, of course. Often they ask: 'Why the hell are you such a smartass?'
Or: 'You think you're so cool, don't you?'
Or even: 'You know the restraining order says one hundred… more » Categories: Asinine Advice |
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