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27th April 2007 : Honor Among Scalpers

I've always been fascinated by the routine ticket scalpers use to stay out of trouble. I'm not sure it really works, frankly, but it's fascinating. Like a perpetual motion machine, or a French tickler. You know what I'm saying. In my experience, scalper… more »
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02nd April 2007 : Lost in a Fantasy World

I think my fantasy baseball obsession may have finally gotten out of hand. This year, I drafted five fantasy teams. Five. I've never had that many teams at once. And for a guy who can't balance his checkbook -- or count to twelve with his shoes on, for… more »
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31st October 2006 : Athletics for the Rest of Us

I'm thirty-six. I'm competitive. And I'm not particularly svelte, in the traditional sense of the word. (Or in any sense, really. I just wanted to make it sound a little less flabbety. I failed. And we move on.) Given my unfortunate-but-not-so-uncommon… more »
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04th October 2006 : Now You Sumo, Now You Don't

I watched sumo wrestling on ESPN this afternooon. Why? I'm not sure, really. Perhaps NFL lineman asses just aren't enormous or bare enough for me any more. I sincelrely hope that's not the reason, but now I'm having trouble replacing so disturbing a tho… more »
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26th May 2006 : Hot Corner Halfwit

Tonight, I played softball for the first time this year. The first game each season is always an adventure, as various muscles are awakened from their winter slumber and put to use in... well, in popping the ball up a lot and coaching third base, apparen… more »
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