SearchTags: wife30th May 2007 : There's No Fun in PokingMy wife and I have worked out a system.
During the week, we're both pretty busy. She keeps herself occupied with work and attending law school at night and waking up at the asscrack of four AM every morning. Meanwhile, I wake up later and stay late at t… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus 15th May 2007 : Into the Flix MixMy wife decided we should join Netflix. Right now, in 2007. That's just how hip and bleeding-edge we are. Next thing you know, we'll be buying ourselves cell phones and motorized vehicles and trying out that 'indoor plumbing' thing all the kids are ravin… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus 23rd April 2007 : Getting a Move On?A few days ago, my wife asked me an odd question:
'Hypothetically, if we were to move someday, where besides Boston might we end up?'
I spent the next twenty minutes badgering her about why she'd ask me such a thing. We're not moving anywhere any time… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus 04th April 2007 : Is That a Canteloupe on Your Back, or Are You Just Happy to See Me?I toddled off to bed pretty late last night. It was maybe two, three in the morning -- my wife had been in bed for at least three hours, and was sound asleep. I tiptoed in, trying not to wake her, and slipped into bed beside her. She was rolled onto her… more » Categories: Doofus Domesticus 29th January 2007 : Where the Hell Is the 'Order'?On Thursday night, I got home around twelve thirty. So yes, technically I didn't get home on Thursday night at all; I got home on Friday morning. Yes, you're very clever. Now stop interrupting, Poindexter -- I'm telling a story here.
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