SearchTags: work19th February 2007 : I'll Hold the Door, But Nothing Else!The Scene: My office building, just outside the cafeteria.
The Crime: My boss, cradling his lunch, a muffin, and a Coke, reached the door to the hallway just as I, holding a plate of pizza, did. Unable to easily open the door himself, he said:
'I'm goi… more » Categories: I, Idiot, The Dork at Work 03rd July 2006 : One Habit of Highly Unproductive PeopleI'm still acclimating to my return to the office, after a much-needed recent vacation. Luckily, I'm well-schooled in a very useful technique to help in difficult times like this. It's called:
'Saying Important-Sounding Things to Make It Seem As Though… more » Categories: Tips for Twits, The Dork at Work 23rd June 2006 : Can I Have a Raise, Then?Two random lists that have nothing whatsoever to do with each other. So far as you know, anyway.
Selected Excerpts from Employee Evaluations I Have Received
'Obviously exaggerated skill set on resume.'
'Better suited to a part-time role.'
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